Monthly Archives: February 2010

Dude

When a lady church leader saw us coming down the hall and said “Hey, look at those Cooool Duuuudes!” I wanted to abandon Dude forever. Continue reading

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Business School, Lesson 3

The next piece of the puzzle is figuring out who we are selling to, which is called Demographics. It’s a big word and if you have a hard time remembering it think of your favorite horror movie (your favorite “GRAPHIC” “DEMOn” movie) and you’re good to go. Continue reading

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The Eye of the Tiger

You’re going about your daily routine, maybe about to get into your car to go work or the grocery store, when a windowless van screeches to a stop right next to you, nearly hitting you.

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Business SPAM

And it’s only when you understand that wealth and success do not come easy that you can devote your life to getting rich by stealing the estates of dead airplane pilots. Continue reading

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Japanese Trends

I think my interest in Japan began as a kid when I learned that Japanese are physically smaller than many other peoples, so what did they do about it? They invented karate, giving them the power of 6 large Nordic … Continue reading

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Jay Leno Jokes- the Real Thing

I noticed today that a few people have come to DDDT after entering a search for “Winter Olympics Jokes.”  I was curious what else they were finding, so I followed that search myself.  What I found was too awesome to … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day

When it comes to movies, I have nothing against any particular genre. I like some more than others, as I’m sure you do as well. What I cannot for the life of me understand is when your allegiance to a … Continue reading

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