Category Archives: Animals

Animal Kingdom

When I was four, my family moved to Farmington, Utah. Nowadays, there’s not a lot of farm left, but back then, the name was apt. Our ‘bench,’ as it was called, was built on the foothills of the Wasatch mountains, … Continue reading

Posted in Animals, Farmington, Growing Up, Stories | 18 Comments

Rumble in the Jungle

This is the best animal battle ever recorded (trust me, I’ve seen all of them). Some of you may have seen this. The rest of you need to.

Posted in Animals, Awesome Videos, Combat, Random | 12 Comments

You: An Army of None

“You can tell if you are in Group 1 by A. Inspecting your pecs, and B. Remembering if you have recently killed or are currently killing a few hundred AK-47-wielding bearded people in the Middle East with your bare hands. As to the second and third groups; here’s how to tell which one you belong to:” Continue reading

Posted in Animals, Combat, Obsessions | 20 Comments

Just the Animal Facts, Ma’am

“‘If you were plotting to kill me, you could just put a big black bomb like you see in cartoons on my doorstep with a note that says, “Light this if you want to hear some awesome animal facts.’” Continue reading

Posted in Animals, Internet Delights, MangoPete, Sharks | 16 Comments