Category Archives: Business

Business School, Lesson 3

The next piece of the puzzle is figuring out who we are selling to, which is called Demographics. It’s a big word and if you have a hard time remembering it think of your favorite horror movie (your favorite “GRAPHIC” “DEMOn” movie) and you’re good to go. Continue reading

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A Really Great Opportunity

Do I want to not work and be rich or do I like working a lot and being poor? Do I want to keep working for my fat, smelly boss, or do I want to FIRE his butt? Do I like how my wife looks in her salmon Jacqueline Smith blouse, or would she look better in Dior zebra fur? Continue reading

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Business School, Lesson 2

Step 6 is the dreaded P word; PRODUCT! “But Christian, it’s HARD to come up with a product!” I know it is, but think about it, if you want your business to stick like “PROfessional” “DUCT” tape, you need a “PRODUCT”. Continue reading

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Business School

“Anyone who knows me knows that I’m a successful entrepreneur. When I was a teenager I did shirtless yard work for some of the hotter moms in my neighborhood. Picture one of the sultry hunks you’ve seen on your Aunt’s romance novels…” Continue reading

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