Category Archives: Dumb Things

Naming Rights

Everyone knows Heimlich, and everyone loves his maneuver. I’d love to have my name attached to a maneuver. Continue reading

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Special Delivery

Yes, this looks like a normal, everyday rectangular brown cardboard box, but don’t be fooled. This box is a BREAST MAILER BOX. Continue reading

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Don’t Put Painful Things in Your Eyes

“Still, when your eye is on fire with Aquafresh in the wee hours of the morning with the rest of the family asleep, you don’t calculate the odds. You scream into a hand towel and pray for death.” Continue reading

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