Category Archives: Lyla

Red Eye

I once wrote a post in which I stated, “If you were plotting to kill me, you could just put a big black bomb like you see in cartoons on my doorstep with a note that says, ‘Light this if … Continue reading

Posted in 48 Hours Murder Mystery, Cinco de Mayo, Colds, George Clooney, Lyla, New York, Red eye flights | 24 Comments

Merry Christmas, Elder Vasquez

(Note: Starting tomorrow, we’ll be taking a break from our regular posting schedule until the new year. We expect to still be around with a few random posts, but the daily posting will be back in January.) My thirty-third Christmas … Continue reading

Posted in Argentina, Christmas, Lyla, Melissa, Missions, New York, Third World | 20 Comments


“Anyone who has ever been in a relationship has had the following thought when engaged in a disagreement or fight with their partner: ‘Sugar Bear, I love you. But you are clearly insane, and if you and I were to present our respective sides of this disagreement to an impartial observer, this observer would laugh in your face, have you committed, look at me with eyes of sympathy, and call the Pope to start the process of having me canonized.'”

Continue reading

Posted in Lyla, Melissa, Ron, Tiebreakers, Twilight | 14 Comments