Category Archives: Nicknames

Naming Rights

Everyone knows Heimlich, and everyone loves his maneuver. I’d love to have my name attached to a maneuver. Continue reading

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The Allens

I think I was in 7th grade when a new family moved into the house down the street: The Allens. Remember the “One of these things is not like the other ones” song on Sesame Street? That’s what comes to … Continue reading

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Big Guy!

“I’m a pretty tall guy, measuring a little over 6’2. I’m also a pretty big guy, weighing in at don’t worry about it. Weight is just a made-up number that doesn’t mean anything. Big Scale interests don’t want you to know this, but scales can be off by as many as 150 pounds.” Continue reading

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