Category Archives: Pain

Urban Indignities

Have I told you guys before about the complete pit where I work?  It’s not the firm I’m talking about.  The firm is great.  I mean that where I work is an actual pit. My building sits in Salt Lake … Continue reading

Posted in Annoying, lawyering, Pain, Work | 17 Comments

Blood Work

I always wanted to be tough as a kid.  I’m not really sure why.  Tough wasn’t a huge deal in my family.  Maybe when I was three someone saw me be sort of tough and gave me the right bit … Continue reading

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Don’t Put Painful Things in Your Eyes

“Still, when your eye is on fire with Aquafresh in the wee hours of the morning with the rest of the family asleep, you don’t calculate the odds. You scream into a hand towel and pray for death.” Continue reading

Posted in Dumb Things, Pain, Stories | 12 Comments