Category Archives: parody

RE: NEW HUGGING PROTOCOLS

From a recent article in the Atlantic about how incompetent many terrorists can be: Nowhere is the gap between sinister stereotype and ridiculous reality more apparent than in Afghanistan, where it’s fair to say that the Taliban employ the world’s … Continue reading

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Washington Generals Player Breaks Legendary Silence

“The draft process needs to be fine-tuned, a salary cap instituted, and even perhaps a luxury tax on teams who score more than 4 points a game by using little kids they have pulled out of the crowd.” Continue reading

Posted in Globetrotters, parody, sports | 12 Comments