Category Archives: Sharks

Business School

“Anyone who knows me knows that I’m a successful entrepreneur. When I was a teenager I did shirtless yard work for some of the hotter moms in my neighborhood. Picture one of the sultry hunks you’ve seen on your Aunt’s romance novels…” Continue reading

Posted in Business, Sharks, Window Cleaning | 11 Comments

Just the Animal Facts, Ma’am

“‘If you were plotting to kill me, you could just put a big black bomb like you see in cartoons on my doorstep with a note that says, “Light this if you want to hear some awesome animal facts.’” Continue reading

Posted in Animals, Internet Delights, MangoPete, Sharks | 16 Comments

Something To Consider

“Unfortunately, these humans aren’t around to give us their stories, and missing those stories leaves me with a hole in my heart.” Continue reading

Posted in Obsessions, Sharks | 13 Comments