Category Archives: sports

Guide to Understanding America’s Sports Fans

In DDDT’s continuing efforts to help its readers navigate the pitfalls of their everyday lives, we bring you this special report on understanding the personalities of America’s sports fans.  We cannot be held responsible if any of the below is … Continue reading

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Washington Generals Player Breaks Legendary Silence

“The draft process needs to be fine-tuned, a salary cap instituted, and even perhaps a luxury tax on teams who score more than 4 points a game by using little kids they have pulled out of the crowd.” Continue reading

Posted in Globetrotters, parody, sports | 12 Comments